| Just on Conan: In the year 2000......Mr T. will film a documentary about Kirstie Alley visiting the Grand Canyon. It will be called......... I Pity the Mule! |
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| Been listening to Ray Stevens a lot and singing the songs to Madeline. Here are few excerpts from a song about a viking called "Erik the Awful"
-"His momma named him Erik because she couldn't spell AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-They came to "pillage, plunder and maim and put big hickies on all the fair daimsals.
-"Erik later amassed a smal fortune by posing for Molly Hatchet album covers"
The guy is a hilarious song writer . Also I recommend a band called Travis Shredd....I would call it thrash country. Its pretty funny. It starts all country and then comes the screaming and then some reggae or even some rap! I laugh every time. Songs include...My ex's lawyer is the Anti-Christ, Cousin Clem does Heroin, Come on back (so i can kill you) and Die (in a flaming car crash!) |
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| Being a dad is awesome! I recommend it! |
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| Right now Madi and I are reading Dr. Doolittle! ITs great! Thanks for the suggestion Joel and Thaddeus! She is soooooo precious. Her mom is hot too! |
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| Its 5 am and Madi is finally sleeping. She was all fussy so i read to her and she went right to sleep. First we read "The Raven" by Edgar Alan Poe and then "A modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift. The last one is one of my favorites.....very funny! Its about eating babies and i read it to my one week year old! Man i'm gonna be a GREAT dad! Actually i like being a dad...i'm new so i can barely talk but its quite fun and entertaining plus she is beautiful. And so is my wife! What to read now???? |
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